“This one time I fit five dollars up my butt and, not to brag or nothing, but I bet I could fit way more up there. Way more! Easy!” -Chad Linus in 2gether
Anyone remember the movie 2gether that was on MTV back in the day?!?
U + Me = Us!  I know my calculus!
Anyone?
Well, I could’ve [...]

(sung to the tune of “It’s Business Time” from Flight of the Conchords)

Usually Jared is the one who sings “It’s Waffle Time,” but today it was my turn.  I made 2 whole grain waffles and topped them with peanut butter, cranberry apple butter, and slices of a fresh banana.  It was yummy and very filling.

I [...]